My dentist made me get a night guard earlier this summer. This came after his dad (and my former dentist) did his darndest to convince me I needed one for years.
They say I clench and grind my teeth and am doing permanent damage as a result. I resisted because I know myself well enough that I was certain it would not be a happy situation.
Turns out we were both right – I do need it and I do hate it.
To be precise, I hate this thing with the fire of a thousand Ohio August suns. Just the act of having this foreign object in my mouth is enough to set me off.
Earlier this week, I laid in bed trying to decide if I sounded more like Cindy Brady or Daffy Duck when trying to talk. A few failed attempts at enunciating the phrase “suffering succotash” proved that you can call me Daffy.
I have taken to soaking it in mouthwash right before bedtime and that has made it more palatable. It’s a necessary evil so I’ll wear it but you can bet I’ll be doing my Daffy Duck impersonation until I fully adjust.
Suffering ssssuccotash!
I recently got a mouth guard too. I find it impossible to sleep with so I don’t even bother with it. But I probably should.
Try soaking it in mouthwash after you clean it. It’s way less annoying!
Thanks for the tip. I’ve added mouthwash to my grocery list. I’m curious as to how it’ll turn out.
It has been a lifesaver for me. The pleasant flavor has made all the difference. Just don’t get anything alcohol based. If you have Creat Pro health up there, my dentist said that is a good choice.
Good to know!
I’ve worn a mouth guard for about 20 years!!! I also resisted getting one for years, but cracking 2 molars at a cost of $1,500 each to repair made me change my mind!!! You do get used to it but it never stops sucking!!!
Yeah, I have spent thousands on dental work so it was time. I’m sorry to hear that it still sucks!!