Like an idiot, I dared to put up a Christmas tree last week. If you’re a cat owner, you will understand my mistake.

Scout doesn’t really try to climb the tree so much as he eats it. Although when he does go for a climb I’m pretty sure it is moments away from landing on the floor. Consequently, there a lot of conversations in my house that start with phrases like “WHAT did I just say” and “you better leave that alone….”

Any attempts to keep him away go ignored in the face of his determination. Everyone has a recommendation – orange peels, whole oranges and tin foil are the most popular. He just thumbs that cute little heart shaped nose in my direction and resumes his activities.

I bought a spray deterrent and doused the tree, skirt and floor around it all. That held him at bay for less than two days.

I can’t wait to take down the tree.